{"id":1005,"date":"2014-10-20T19:44:34","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T17:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2014-10-20T19:44:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T17:44:34","slug":"bachelorette-acte-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"Bachelorette &#8211; Acte I"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Bachelorette - Acte I\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai <a title=\"Alain Souchon - J'ai 10 ans\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QEHdCFFepE8\" target=\"_blank\">10 ans<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Tiens prends toi \u00e7a dans les dents.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Mes grands fr\u00e8res sont encore \u00e0 la maison. On dort dans la m\u00eame chambre.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Tout en haut de la baraque<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">sous les toits.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Je suis un peu con.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Fantasque. La t\u00eate toujours dans la Lune.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Ou sur Alpha Centauri.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Des fois la nuit \u2013 les nuits d&rsquo;hiver comme hier par exemple \u2013 <a title=\"Alain Bashung -  La nuit je mens\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_MpVWI9u7LA\" target=\"_blank\">je mens<\/a> pas encore mais j&rsquo;ai froid.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Pour me r\u00e9chauffer je bouge sous la couette.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00c7a me r\u00e9chauffe pas du tout. \u00c7a me refroidit encore plus en fait.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Du coup je r\u00e9veille mon fr\u00e8re qui dort sur le lit d&rsquo;\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Pour qu&rsquo;on \u00e9change nos couvertures.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Et le m\u00eame geste se r\u00e9p\u00e8te<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Plusieurs fois par nuit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\n<p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Et le soir apr\u00e8s manger tous les quatre frangins<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">on regarde la t\u00e9l\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Des fois pendant que les images d\u00e9filent<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">mon fr\u00e8re a\u00een\u00e9 me parle du Big Bang et du Big Crunch<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">des lois de la Thermodynamique et de la Th\u00e9orie des Cordes<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et mes autres fr\u00e8res<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">captiv\u00e9s par la lucarne<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">lui disent de fermer sa gueule.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Des fois on est pas d&rsquo;accord sur la cha\u00eene \u00e0 regarder.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Moi je dis rien je m&rsquo;en fous.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Des fois mes fr\u00e8res se chamaillent<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">pour choisir le programme.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Mais ce soir ils sont calmes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">On est devant Canal +<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Nulle Part Ailleurs.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\n<p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans et c&rsquo;est marrant.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Marrant comme on a tendance \u00e0 glorifier le pass\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Surtout quand il surgit d&rsquo;entre les souver\u00eaves \u00e9th\u00e9r\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\n<p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans et je m&rsquo;en fous.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Mais pas ce soir.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Ce soir il y a une invit\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Une fille-femme<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00e0 la peau de porcelaine<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">aux cheveux \u00e9b\u00e8ne<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">aux yeux malicieux<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et au nom impronon\u00e7able<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">mot compte triple au Scrabble.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Standing Ovation<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Interview ( <a title=\"Nulle Part Ailleurs - Interview de Bj\u00f6rk Partie 1 11\/02\/1998\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HgGJtKf0DLA\" target=\"_blank\">ici\u00a0<\/a> )<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Une voix fluette et j&rsquo;y comprends que dalle.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">J&rsquo;ai 10 ans et je m&rsquo;en fous<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Puis elle se d\u00e9place sur la sc\u00e8ne<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">fille-femme tout enrob\u00e9e dans ses habits rose-mauve<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">son pantalon noir et ses chaussures \u00e0 pompon<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et elle se met \u00e0\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 WOW<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"BJORK - Bachelorette+Joga - NPA LIVE 1998\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QjKanK6jfyc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\n<p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et je d\u00e9couvre les sanglots longs des violons qui accompagnent<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Bj\u00f6rk<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\n<p class=\"western\">F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et je suis une fontaine de sang.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">De sang qui gicle et qui s&rsquo;\u00e9tale<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et mes pages blanches s&rsquo;\u00e9crivent<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00e0 mesure que le temps s&rsquo;\u00e9coule<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et je suis une fontaine d&rsquo;amour<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">Si tu savais\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00f4 toi qui m&rsquo;aimeras<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00f4 toi qui m&rsquo;auras aim\u00e9<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">\u00f4 toi qui m&rsquo;aimeras jamais &#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et j&rsquo;ai la chair de poule<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">je tremble \u00e0 l&rsquo;ext\u00e9rieur<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur je bous<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">et mon c\u0153ur s&#8217;emballe<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">pour la premi\u00e8re et la derni\u00e8re fois<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\">face \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cran du t\u00e9l\u00e9viseur SONY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Bachelorette - Acte I\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>F\u00e9vrier 1998. J&rsquo;ai 10 ans. Tiens prends toi \u00e7a dans les dents. Mes grands fr\u00e8res sont encore \u00e0 la maison. On dort dans la m\u00eame chambre. Tout en haut de la baraque sous les toits. Je suis un peu con. Fantasque. La t\u00eate toujours dans la Lune. Ou sur Alpha Centauri. Des fois la nuit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[173,28],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-coin-de-ben-howl","tag-bjork-gudmundsdottir","tag-musique"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}