{"id":166,"date":"2013-10-07T23:47:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T21:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=166"},"modified":"2013-10-14T01:27:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-13T23:27:40","slug":"dans-la-vie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Dans la Vie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Dans la Vie\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\"><!--\nP { margin-bottom: 0.21cm; direction: ltr; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); }P.western { font-family: \"Times New Roman\",serif; font-size: 12pt; }P.cjk { font-family: \"WenQuanYi Zen Hei\"; font-size: 12pt; }P.ctl { font-family: \"Lohit Hindi\"; font-size: 12pt; }\n--><\/style>\n<p>La Vie<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Forrest Gump - La vie c'est comme une bo\u00eete de chocolats\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=S0LjJ08uWm0\" target=\"_blank\">comme on dit<\/a><\/p>\n<p>c&rsquo;est comme une bo\u00eete de chocolats\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>on sait jamais sur quoi on va tomber.<\/p>\n<p>Et hier c&rsquo;est sur Lydia que je suis tomb\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Ses cheveux, son show \u2013 tout en elle m&rsquo;a scotch\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>La charmante, la coquine Lydia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Qui ferait taire toutes les bombes du monde<\/p>\n<p>qui ferait baisser tous les fusils d&rsquo;assaut<\/p>\n<p>en dandinant du cul.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie il fait tr\u00e8s chaud &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>toujours.<\/p>\n<p>Et humide.<\/p>\n<p>Salet\u00e9 de clim de merde<\/p>\n<p>qui marche une nuit sur deux.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie la bo\u00eete de chocolat<\/p>\n<p>que j&rsquo;ai ramen\u00e9e pour Lydia<\/p>\n<p>fond. Inexorablement.<\/p>\n<p>Comme une merde.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie Lydia aurait voulu \u00eatre prof.<\/p>\n<p>Ou infirmi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie dans le fond dans le noir<\/p>\n<p>tout le monde est pareil<\/p>\n<p>on a que nos yeux pour voir<\/p>\n<p>et nos mains pour toucher.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie dans la nuit<\/p>\n<p>toutes les chattes ne sont pas grises.<\/p>\n<p>Celle de Lydia est d\u00e9licieuse.<\/p>\n<p>Elle cr\u00e9pite sous les projecteurs<\/p>\n<p>stroboscopiques<\/p>\n<p>et inonde nos yeux<\/p>\n<p>\u00e0 en pleurer.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie<\/p>\n<p>n\u00e9ons lumi\u00e8res brutales<\/p>\n<p>ombres fatales<\/p>\n<p>barres en m\u00e9tal<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie<\/p>\n<p>spectacle tour \u00e0 tour<\/p>\n<p>lascif<\/p>\n<p>lancinant<\/p>\n<p>vrombissant<\/p>\n<p>modeste<\/p>\n<p>enjou\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>flamboyant.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie<\/p>\n<p>je caresse le Divin<\/p>\n<p>et la bo\u00eete de chocolats fond sur mes genoux.<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie<\/p>\n<p>au petit jour<\/p>\n<p>la f\u00eate est finie<\/p>\n<p>on remballe tout<\/p>\n<p>Lydia est partie depuis longtemps<\/p>\n<p>avec un client<\/p>\n<p>dans l&rsquo;arri\u00e8re salle.<\/p>\n<p>Cabines priv\u00e9es<\/p>\n<p>mieux climatis\u00e9es<\/p>\n<p>aux spots tamis\u00e9s<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie<\/p>\n<p>c&rsquo;est pas aujourd&rsquo;hui encore<\/p>\n<p>que je pourrai lui offrir<\/p>\n<p>ma bo\u00eete de chocolats<\/p>\n<p>Dans la Vie \u2013 le Stripclub de la Warmoesstraat.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_169\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-169\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/la-vie-amsterdam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-169\" alt=\"Warmoesstraat - Amsterdam\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/la-vie-amsterdam-1024x768.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/la-vie-amsterdam-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/la-vie-amsterdam-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/la-vie-amsterdam.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-169\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Warmoesstraat &#8211; Amsterdam<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Dans la Vie\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>La Vie comme on dit c&rsquo;est comme une bo\u00eete de chocolats\u00a0: on sait jamais sur quoi on va tomber. Et hier c&rsquo;est sur Lydia que je suis tomb\u00e9. Ses cheveux, son show \u2013 tout en elle m&rsquo;a scotch\u00e9. La charmante, la coquine Lydia&#8230; Qui ferait taire toutes les bombes du monde qui ferait baisser tous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,19],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-coin-de-ben-howl","tag-amsterdam","tag-lydia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":170,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}