{"id":259,"date":"2013-11-25T00:19:27","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T23:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=259"},"modified":"2014-04-30T07:57:02","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T05:57:02","slug":"lex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Ex"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"L&#039;Ex\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Le verre de bi\u00e8re \u00e0 sa bouche, il me dit Faut que tu avances, mec \u2013<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un jour il te viendra l&rsquo;id\u00e9e conne de jeter un coup d\u2019\u0153il sur son profil Facebook,<\/p>\n<p>de remarquer qu&rsquo;elle s&rsquo;est trouv\u00e9e un copain \u2013<\/p>\n<p>plus moche que toi, pour s\u00fbr, par contre elle elle s&rsquo;est vachement embellie, bizarrement \u2013 en tout cas tu l&rsquo;as jamais connue aussi rayonnante &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>et ils ont l&rsquo;air si bien ensemble, un vrai petit couple en vacances &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>d\u00e9cor italien, sourire aux l\u00e8vres, main dans la main \u2013 elle est heureuse.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Le jour suivant tu remarqueras quelque part que finalement, son petit copain est devenu son fianc\u00e9 \u2013 puis ils se marient et tu n&rsquo;es m\u00eame pas invit\u00e9 \u00e0 la c\u00e9r\u00e9monie \u2013 couple \u00e9panoui, tu n&rsquo;aurais jamais fait le poids.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Un beau jour, tu t&rsquo;aper\u00e7ois par le prisme Facebookien qu&rsquo;elle est enceinte, puis maman.<\/p>\n<p>Combl\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alors que toi, toi qui es comme elle tomb\u00e9 sur le champ de bataille de l&rsquo;Amour, tomb\u00e9 dix pieds sous terre &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>t&rsquo;en es encore \u00e0 bouffer du gravier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; 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