{"id":26,"date":"2011-12-18T15:37:39","date_gmt":"2011-12-18T14:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=26"},"modified":"2011-12-18T15:37:39","modified_gmt":"2011-12-18T14:37:39","slug":"souvent-je-me-reveille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Souvent je me r\u00e9veille"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Souvent je me r\u00e9veille\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Souvent je me r\u00e9veille avec\u00a0:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>un puissant mal de cr\u00e2ne, une haleine f\u00e9tide et un estomac retourn\u00e9\u00a0;<\/li>\n<li>une groupie \u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re dont je ne me souviens ni du nom, ni de celui du parfum qui \u00e9mane de son bas-ventre, ni de la fa\u00e7on dont elle arriv\u00e9e l\u00e0, et qui me sussure \u00e0 l&rsquo;oreille \u00ab\u00a0Encore une fois\u00a0? Mais vite, parce qu&rsquo;apr\u00e8s je dois aller au bahut.\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0;<\/li>\n<li>des id\u00e9es plein la t\u00eate, \u00e9parpill\u00e9es sur les kilom\u00e8tres cubes d&rsquo;un esprit an\u00e9anti-bul\u00e9.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Et quand j&rsquo;ouvre les yeux et que je me prends ce connard de soleil dans la gueule, elles se sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9vapor\u00e9es.<\/p>\n<p>La journ\u00e9e commence bien.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Souvent je me r\u00e9veille\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Souvent je me r\u00e9veille avec\u00a0: un puissant mal de cr\u00e2ne, une haleine f\u00e9tide et un estomac retourn\u00e9\u00a0; une groupie \u00e9ph\u00e9m\u00e8re dont je ne me souviens ni du nom, ni de celui du parfum qui \u00e9mane de son bas-ventre, ni de la fa\u00e7on dont elle arriv\u00e9e l\u00e0, et qui me sussure \u00e0 l&rsquo;oreille \u00ab\u00a0Encore une fois\u00a0? 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