{"id":266,"date":"2013-12-09T00:37:16","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T23:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=266"},"modified":"2014-04-30T07:55:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T05:55:36","slug":"le-survivant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=266","title":{"rendered":"Le Survivant"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Le Survivant\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><em>\u00ab Il n&rsquo;est pas important de sortir le premier, ce qui importe, c&rsquo;est d&rsquo;en sortir vivant. \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0&#8211; Bertolt BRECHT<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est pas possible. Elles ont recommenc\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Diya\" href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=75\">Diya et Marcelline<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Cette fois encore elles s&rsquo;installent sur ma balustrade.<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai guett\u00e9 le moment o\u00f9 elles arrivent, quand mine de rien la premi\u00e8re branche se pose.<\/p>\n<p>Signe du nid qu&rsquo;elle vont construire<\/p>\n<p>et des \u0153ufs qu&rsquo;elles vont choyer.<\/p>\n<p>(Et de la merde qu&rsquo;elles vont laisser&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 maintenant Diya est pos\u00e9e \u2013 un peu fatigu\u00e9e apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;accouchement<\/p>\n<p>(\u00e7a se dit \u00e7a, que les pigeons accouchent\u00a0?&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>mais depuis elle a repris du poil de la b\u00eate<\/p>\n<p>(enfin dans son cas, \u00ab\u00a0des plumes de la b\u00eate\u00a0\u00bb)<\/p>\n<p>et parfois relay\u00e9e par Marcelline<\/p>\n<p>elle couve deux \u0153ufs sous son aile.<\/p>\n<p>Comment je vais les appeler,<\/p>\n<p>ces nouvelles t\u00eates qui vont bient\u00f4t \u00e9clore\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s Marco et Polo<\/p>\n<p>puis Jules et Verne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Comment je vais les appeler, bordel\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Allez quoi, un peu de l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p>un peu de <a title=\"Jeff Buckley - Grace\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A3adFWKE9JE\" target=\"_blank\">gr\u00e2ce<\/a>, de lyrisme,<\/p>\n<p>un peu de po\u00e9sie\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>MEEEeeeeRDEEee\u00a0!!!<\/p>\n<p>Quelle conne cette Diya\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est stupide, un pigeon &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>et c&rsquo;est contagieux.<\/p>\n<p>Un faux mouvement d&rsquo;aile,<\/p>\n<p>un geste brusque<\/p>\n<p>et crac &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>elle explose l&rsquo;un des \u0153ufs<\/p>\n<p>et tout le jaune tout le blanc<\/p>\n<p>s&rsquo;\u00e9clatent sur elle &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>violemment.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>L&rsquo;autre \u0153uf n&rsquo;a rien.<\/p>\n<p>Il se fissure doucement<\/p>\n<p>Il y a de <a title=\"Le Roi Lion - L'Histoire de la Vie\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dcBHziXJdF4\" target=\"_blank\">la vie<\/a> \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur.<\/p>\n<p>Il est n\u00e9 le divin enfant-pigeon\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9j\u00e0 soumis aux dures lois<\/p>\n<p>de la vie et<\/p>\n<p>de la s\u00e9lection naturelle de mes deux.<\/p>\n<p>Le b\u00e9b\u00e9 pigeon<\/p>\n<p>sort sa t\u00eate<\/p>\n<p>hideuse et toute poilue.<\/p>\n<p>Comment je vais l&rsquo;appeler\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>KEN.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Ken Le Survivant\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vinyculture.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Ken-le-survivant.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">KEN<\/a> LE <a title=\"Destiny's Child - Survivor\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0\" target=\"_blank\">SURVIVANT<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_267\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-267\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-267\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"diya et ken 2 aout 2013\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013-900x675.jpg 900w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/diya-et-ken-2-aout-2013.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-267\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ken et sa m\u00e8re, quelques temps apr\u00e8s sa naissance<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Le Survivant\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>\u00ab Il n&rsquo;est pas important de sortir le premier, ce qui importe, c&rsquo;est d&rsquo;en sortir vivant. \u00bb \u00a0&#8211; Bertolt BRECHT &nbsp; C&rsquo;est pas possible. Elles ont recommenc\u00e9. Diya et Marcelline. Cette fois encore elles s&rsquo;installent sur ma balustrade. J&rsquo;ai guett\u00e9 le moment o\u00f9 elles arrivent, quand mine de rien la premi\u00e8re branche se pose. Signe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,47,108,43,109],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-coin-de-ben-howl","tag-diya","tag-ken","tag-marcelline","tag-pigeons","tag-survivant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":518,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions\/518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}