{"id":28,"date":"2011-12-19T23:58:38","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T22:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=28"},"modified":"2014-08-18T08:31:22","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T06:31:22","slug":"comment-jai-rencontre-ta-mere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"Comment j&rsquo;ai rencontr\u00e9 ta m\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Comment j&#039;ai rencontr\u00e9 ta m\u00e8re\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Ann\u00e9es 80.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Une boom chez Isa. Elle me tient, d\u00e8s le premier regard. Je l&rsquo;\u00e9vite toute la soir\u00e9e. Pour la faire languir, bien lui faire comprendre que ce ne sera pas facile. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Une autre soir\u00e9e, puis une autre encore. On se tourne autour comme deux chats en chaleur. Des apr\u00e8s-midis au caf\u00e9 avec la bande. Un slow, <a title=\"Joe Dassin - L'\u00e9t\u00e9 indien\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tQb4eWCAq8c&amp;ob=av2n\" target=\"_blank\">Joe Dassin sur une vieille cassette<\/a>. Au flipper je fais le malin. Un Charleston. <a title=\"The Cure - Lullaby\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xc3q0_the-cure-lullaby_music\">The Cure &#8211; Lullaby<\/a>. Moi et ma coupe mi-Forbans <a title=\"Robert Smith\" href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Fichier:Robertsmith.jpg\">mi-Robert Smith<\/a>. Elle et ses socquettes Benetton et son foulard, <a title=\"Renaud - Marche \u00e0 l'Ombre\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boxartist.com\/chansonfrancaise\/2011\/12\/20\/renaud-marche-a-lombre-1980\/\" target=\"_blank\">le m\u00eame que Renaud<\/a>, en plus propret. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">M&rsquo;asseoir cinq minutes sur un banc avec elle. Lui tenir la main. L&#8217;embrasser furtivement, lui montrer comment c&rsquo;est chez mes parents, regarder sous sa jupe dans les escaliers et la prendre dans leur lit. Se d\u00e9p\u00eacher de se rhabiller, d&rsquo;arranger sa coiff&rsquo; \u00e0 la Jeanne Mas et la pr\u00e9senter aux darrons quand ils rentrent du boulot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">S&#8217;embrasser encore le lendemain, langoureux baiser devant le lyc\u00e9e. On ne se quittera pas. On ira \u00e0 New York ensemble. On franchira le rideau de fer. Ce jour l\u00e0, nos yeux se disent: tout est possible. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Ann\u00e9es 2010.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Une des 561 friends d&rsquo;Isa. Je checke son profil sur Facebook. Je like:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">&#8211; des photos d&rsquo;elle en zombie durant une soir\u00e9e Fin du Monde (bient\u00f4t), <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">&#8211; le lien vers le dernier \u00e9pisode de sa webs\u00e9rie pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e (je partage).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">On se retweete l&rsquo;un l&rsquo;autre. On s&rsquo;\u00e9change des mails, puis nos 07. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Je capte pas la 3G mais j&rsquo;arrive \u00e0 la rejoindre au cin\u00e9ma. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">On veut s&#8217;embrasser, epic fail, j&rsquo;arrive pas \u00e0 choper sa langue avec nos binocles 3D.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">On se retrouve dans un lieu neutre et lumineux, sans lunettes. Au McDo, sur son iPhone elle me montre son ann\u00e9e Erasmus \u00e0 Tampere, je lui montre mon stage \u00e0 Shenzen. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Un Sundae plus tard, on est dans ma chambre. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Je noue la capote et lui demande de partir avant que mon p\u00e8re rentre. Il sera encore grognon et vid\u00e9. N-i\u00e8me entretien \u00e0 P\u00f4le Emploi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Je la rassure: oui, on va se revoir.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Pus tard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Sans;\">Session webcam sur Skype?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Comment j&#039;ai rencontr\u00e9 ta m\u00e8re\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Ann\u00e9es 80. Une boom chez Isa. Elle me tient, d\u00e8s le premier regard. Je l&rsquo;\u00e9vite toute la soir\u00e9e. Pour la faire languir, bien lui faire comprendre que ce ne sera pas facile. Une autre soir\u00e9e, puis une autre encore. On se tourne autour comme deux chats en chaleur. Des apr\u00e8s-midis au caf\u00e9 avec la bande. 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