{"id":539,"date":"2014-05-12T00:05:09","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T22:05:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=539"},"modified":"2014-08-18T08:18:30","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T06:18:30","slug":"a-la-recherche-darthur-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"\u00c0 la recherche d&rsquo;Arthur Martin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"\u00c0 la recherche d&#039;Arthur Martin\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><figure id=\"attachment_541\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-541\" style=\"width: 625px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-541\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"une belle gazini\u00e8re\" width=\"625\" height=\"833\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452-624x832.jpg 624w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452-900x1200.jpg 900w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur1-e1399819832452.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-541\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ma belle et fi\u00e8re gazini\u00e8re<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Si comme moi ta cuisini\u00e8re vient de tomber en rade un matin alors que tu \u00e9tais peinard en train de te concocter une d\u00e9licieuse mixture de <a title=\"R\u00e9flexion matinale n\u00b0 4813\" href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=64\" target=\"_blank\">flocons d&rsquo;avoine<\/a> &#8211; pass\u00e9s au lait chaud dans la casserole \u2013 \u00e0 l&rsquo;ancienne\u00a0! &#8211; en touillant \u00e0 la louche en bois (reconstitu\u00e9) &#8211; qui te tient par les tripes jusqu&rsquo;au go\u00fbter, voici les \u00e9tapes qui vont te permettre de faire valoir ta r\u00e9paration du pr\u00e9judice subi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><strong>1) identifier le coupable<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;\u00e9tape la plus facile\u00a0! C&rsquo;est \u00e9crit dessus, comme le Port-Salut. En toutes lettres, un peu snob sur les bords, qui te narguent alors que ta mixture est sur le point de tourner.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_540\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-540\" style=\"width: 625px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-540\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"c'est \u00e9crit dessus\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2-624x468.jpg 624w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2-900x675.jpg 900w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-540\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">comme le port salut<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>ARTHUR MARTIN \u00c9LECTROLUX<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Arthur Martin, tu vas voir de quelle bois je me chauffe, mon gaillard\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) tout savoir sur ton gaillard<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 ton ami virtuel qui sait tout sur tout, et son contraire, et inversement, et plus si affinit\u00e9s \u2013 celui qui se targue d&rsquo;avoir un nom rigolo quasi-homonyme de celui de l&rsquo;auteur des <a title=\"Page wikip\u00e9dia de &quot;Les \u00e2mes mortes&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Les_%C3%82mes_mortes\" target=\"_blank\">\u00c2mes Mortes<\/a> \u2013 tu peux en savoir plus, beaucoup plus, mettre un visage sur ta cible, sur ta proie.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_542\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-542\" style=\"width: 625px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-542\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-1024x588.jpeg\" alt=\"recherche sur le net\" width=\"625\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-1024x588.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-300x172.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-624x358.jpeg 624w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-900x517.jpeg 900w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin.jpeg 1821w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-542\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">recherche sur les internets<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Une <a title=\"Recherche sur le net - tu vas pas aller bien loin, mon gaillard!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=arthur+martin&amp;client=browser-ubuntu&amp;hs=YK6&amp;channel=fe&amp;hl=fr&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=KfFnU7i_LYjfObecgJgL&amp;ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&amp;biw=960&amp;bih=482&amp;dpr=1#facrc=_&amp;imgdii=_&amp;imgrc=WJxLCVwgqijknM%253A%3BvPVDK2igjQsbdM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fupload.wikimedia.org%252Fwikipedia%252Fen%252Fthumb%252Fc%252Fc0%252FArthur_Martin-Leake.jpg%252F220px-Arthur_Martin-Leake.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fen.wikipedia.org%252Fwiki%252FArthur_Martin-Leake%3B220%3B304\" target=\"_blank\">photo<\/a> noir et blanc, mal vieillie \u2013 un portrait militaire d&rsquo;un homme vigoureux, plein de fougue et d&rsquo;adresse, un air mi-s\u00e9rieux, mi-amus\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Et une description froide et pr\u00e9cise \u2013 scientifico-historique, anesth\u00e9sique &#8211; celle de l&rsquo;illustre <a title=\"Page Wikip\u00e9dia de Arthur Martin(-Leake)\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Arthur_Martin-Leake\" target=\"_blank\">ARTHUR MARTIN-LEAKE<\/a>\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><i>Lieutenant Colonel Arthur Martin-Leake, VC* (4 April 1874 \u2013 22 June 1953) was an English double recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces. Martin-Leake was the first of only three men to be awarded the VC twice.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">OK. Voil\u00e0 mon gaillard, je te tiens d\u00e9sormais.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">T&rsquo;as beau avoir \u00e9t\u00e9 militaire, c&rsquo;est pas \u00e7a qui va m&rsquo;arr\u00eater!<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Reste \u00e0 savoir si, revenu d&rsquo;entre les morts apr\u00e8s plus de soixante ans, tu tra\u00eenerais pas, par hasard, sur Facebook\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) se d\u00e9fouler un peu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Parce que \u2013 que ce soit clair entre nous, Arthur \u2013 tu vas me le payer\u00a0! T&rsquo;as niqu\u00e9 mes Quaker Oats, t&rsquo;as g\u00e2ch\u00e9 ma journ\u00e9e, tu m&rsquo;as mis le moral \u00e0 z\u00e9ro, alors je vais tout faire \u2013 TOUT, tu m&rsquo;entends\u00a0? &#8211; pour que tu arr\u00eates de foutre ma vie en l&rsquo;air. \u00c7a peut aller loin tu sais\u00a0! Si tu as un probl\u00e8me, j&rsquo;ai des fr\u00e8res \u2013 trois, pour \u00eatre pr\u00e9cis \u2013 et je peux te jurer qu&rsquo;ils auront aucune piti\u00e9 pour ta pauvre petite gueule de cuisini\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Tu fais moins le malin maintenant, hein\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Petite qu\u00e9quette.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><strong>4) tenter une approche<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Bon, on se calme\u2026 Le r\u00e9seau social au F <a title=\"Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">imposant<\/a> m&rsquo;annonce qu&rsquo;il y en a plein, des Arthur Martin\u2026<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_545\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-545\" style=\"width: 682px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-2.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-545\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-2.jpeg\" alt=\"arthur martin facebook\" width=\"682\" height=\"926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-2.jpeg 682w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-2-220x300.jpeg 220w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-2-624x847.jpeg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-545\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Des Arthur Martin y&rsquo;en a plein sur Facebook<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Fait chier\u2026 Autant chercher une aiguille dans une botte de sept lieux. Et je suis pas le <a title=\"Article d'un blog de &quot;lib\u00e9ration&quot; sur la saison 9 de 24\" href=\"http:\/\/ecrans.liberation.fr\/ecrans\/2014\/05\/04\/24-heures-chrono-fait-du-vieux-avec-du-9_1010356\" target=\"_blank\">Jack <\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><a title=\"Article d'un blog de &quot;lib\u00e9ration&quot; sur la saison 9 de 24\" href=\"http:\/\/ecrans.liberation.fr\/ecrans\/2014\/05\/04\/24-heures-chrono-fait-du-vieux-avec-du-9_1010356\" target=\"_blank\">Bauer<\/a> de la grande \u00e9poque, moi, ou le <a title=\"MacGyver - le g\u00e9n\u00e9rique\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lc8RFPZUkiQ\" target=\"_blank\">MacGyver<\/a> des temps modernes \u2013 je ne te d\u00e9samorce pas six bombes nucl\u00e9aires en trois heures, je te fais pas des coups tordus avec mon couteau suisse.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Mais je tente ma chance, j&rsquo;en prends un au hasard et je le contacte, comme \u00e7a, discretos.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Il va sans dire que je commence pas la premi\u00e8re approche en le mena\u00e7ant, ce gaillard, comme \u00e9voqu\u00e9 dans le troisi\u00e8me point ci-dessus. Non, ce serait trop voyant pour accorder un quelconque cr\u00e9dit aux r\u00e9parations que j&rsquo;exige et obtiendrai, quoiqu&rsquo;il en soit, co\u00fbte que co\u00fbte, duss\u00e9-je traverser les oc\u00e9ans avec ma cuisini\u00e8re sur le dos.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_546\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-546\" style=\"width: 765px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-conversation-facebook.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-546\" src=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-conversation-facebook.jpeg\" alt=\"arthur martin conversation facebook\" width=\"765\" height=\"647\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-conversation-facebook.jpeg 765w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-conversation-facebook-300x253.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/arthur-martin-conversation-facebook-624x527.jpeg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-546\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00c9change verbal cordial sur Facebook avec Arthur Martin dans la langue de Shakesbeer<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>5) \u00eatre un <a title=\"Beck - Loser\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE\" target=\"_blank\">loser<\/a> et l&rsquo;admettre<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Bon, ma patience a des limites. Art&rsquo; m&rsquo;a toujours pas r\u00e9pondu.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Art&rsquo;\u00a0? Ouais\u2026 Arthur Martin, le type que j&rsquo;ai contact\u00e9 sur Facebook. Je me permets de l&rsquo;appeler Art&rsquo; \u2013 on commence \u00e0 devenir intimes, lui et moi\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Donc ma patience, je disais, a des limites, Art&rsquo; m&rsquo;a toujours pas r\u00e9pondu\u2026 \u00e7a fait deux semaines maintenant, et j&rsquo;ai comme une horrible d\u00e9mangeaison dans les narines. Comme si je sentais que je m&rsquo;\u00e9tais fait couillonner. D\u00e8s le d\u00e9but. En beaut\u00e9. Bien comme il faut. Jusqu&rsquo;au trognon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Alors, de guerre lasse, en grommelant, j&rsquo;abandonne.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">C&rsquo;est bon, Arthur Martin de mes deux, je me rends, t&rsquo;as gagn\u00e9, t&rsquo;es content\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">&#8230;Salopard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Et je te pr\u00e9viens, on me la ferai pas deux fois\u00a0: la semaine prochaine, j&rsquo;ach\u00e8te une nouvelle cuisini\u00e8re.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">Une Hitachi.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\">\u00c7a va chier&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%; text-align: justify;\"><em>Merci \u00e0 Kler \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"\u00c0 la recherche d&#039;Arthur Martin\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Si comme moi ta cuisini\u00e8re vient de tomber en rade un matin alors que tu \u00e9tais peinard en train de te concocter une d\u00e9licieuse mixture de flocons d&rsquo;avoine &#8211; pass\u00e9s au lait chaud dans la casserole \u2013 \u00e0 l&rsquo;ancienne\u00a0! &#8211; en touillant \u00e0 la louche en bois (reconstitu\u00e9) &#8211; qui te tient par les tripes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[123,125,114,156,124,4,126],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-coin-de-ben-howl","tag-arthur","tag-cuisiniere","tag-facebook","tag-kler","tag-martin","tag-stupide","tag-vengeance"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":884,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}