{"id":580,"date":"2014-06-02T07:35:56","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T05:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=580"},"modified":"2014-06-02T07:35:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T05:35:56","slug":"du-cote-des-salauds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"Du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Le <a title=\"Trois voeux\" href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=458\" target=\"_blank\">v\u0153u<\/a> se r\u00e9alise.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">C&rsquo;est bien beau tout \u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Mais le plus int\u00e9ressant c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;apr\u00e8s.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Tu sais, \u00ab\u00a0apr\u00e8s\u00a0\u00bb, apr\u00e8s la lune de miel,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;\u00e9tat de gr\u00e2ce<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">quand le drame se poursuit,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">quand tes \u0153ill\u00e8res sont perc\u00e9es,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">quand tu t&rsquo;aper\u00e7ois que t&rsquo;en chies toujours autant.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">On va faire quoi\u00a0? Ramasser \u00e0 la pelle les cendres de nos amours fumantes\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Je lui reproche de jamais \u00eatre l\u00e0 pour moi.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Non, pas jamais. Mais tr\u00e8s peu. Trop peu.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Jamais.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Parce qu&rsquo;on se voit jamais, tout simplement.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Elle me reproche de toujours faire le pitre.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Non, pas toujours. Mais en soir\u00e9e. En public.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Toujours.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Parce que \u00e7a la g\u00e8ne. Parce que, selon elle, aux yeux des gens je finis par \u00eatre <a title=\"Nirvana - Dumb (unplugged)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Gmw7VXuEq9k\" target=\"_blank\">stupide<\/a> et que c&rsquo;est contagieux.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Mais putain ouvre les yeux Marl\u00e8ne\u00a0! Je suis toujours comme \u00e7a\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Quand on est \u00e0 deux, rien qu&rsquo;\u00e0 deux, le peu de fois qu&rsquo;on est \u00e0 deux, je les fais, mes pitreries grotesques\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Les blagues sur les <a title=\"Qu'est-ce qu'un cochon qui rit?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/bc\/tof\/devinettes.html\" target=\"_blank\">porcs tout gais<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">La descente des <a title=\"Jean Dujardin et George Clloney descendent les escaliers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spi0n.com\/clooney-dujardin-journal-tf1\/\" target=\"_blank\">escaliers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Le ventre qui chante <a title=\"Belly singing Don't Worry Be Happy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Aj58zrzjS6o\" target=\"_blank\">\u00ab\u00a0Don&rsquo;t worry be happy\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Et je te vois sourire, je te vois m\u00eame rire, parfois\u00a0! &#8211; aux \u00e9clats.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Incompatibles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Non\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Ce serait le diagnostic de tous les bons m\u00e9decins, non\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Alors une nuit, une \u00e9ni\u00e8me nuit o\u00f9 tu es pas l\u00e0,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Je glisse de l&rsquo;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">presque par hasard, presque naturellement.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Tu sais, <a title=\"Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rn_YodiJO6k\" target=\"_blank\">\u00ab\u00a0de l&rsquo;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>, du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">quand tu te retrouves dans la chambre tamis\u00e9e d&rsquo;une de tes nouvelles potes<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">quelques verres de blanc dans la t\u00eate<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Tu la regardes des bulles dans les yeux<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">flous \u2013 folle, <a title=\"Santigold - Disparate Youth\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mIMMZQJ1H6E\" target=\"_blank\">jeunesse disparate<\/a> .<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Elle te regarde<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">proie facile et vuln\u00e9rable.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">\u00ab\u00a0je vais pas te faire un dessin\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">ce soir tu feras l&rsquo;affaire<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Mais je peux pas, je\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Elle agite un sachet<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">le coup de gr\u00e2ce.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Tu soupires.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">MDMA\u2026<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Et puis merde<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">\u00e0 quoi bon se retenir\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Qu&rsquo;est-ce qu&rsquo;il y a de l&rsquo;autre c\u00f4t\u00e9,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds,<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">\u00e0 part ceux qui ont croqu\u00e9 la pomme jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 en avaler les p\u00e9pins.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Se retrouver sur son ventre<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Sentir sa peau douce<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Sniffer \u00e0 m\u00eame le nez toute la MD dispers\u00e9e<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">jusqu&rsquo;au dernier grain<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">coinc\u00e9 dans le crat\u00e8re de son nombril<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\"><a title=\"Parfums d\u2019alc\u00f4ve\" href=\"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/?p=37\" target=\"_blank\">parfums d&rsquo;alc\u00f4ve<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">aimer \u00e7a<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">jouer encore<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">\u00e0 ces jeux d&rsquo;adultes &#8211; plus ou moins<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">consentants.<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">Jouer jouir choir<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">T&rsquo;aimer comme \u00e7a<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">malgr\u00e9 \u00e7a malgr\u00e9 tout<\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;\">du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Tumblr\",\"VKontakte\",\"Email\",\"Print\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"big\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"BenHowl1\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"BenHowl1\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Du c\u00f4t\u00e9 des salauds\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div><p>Le v\u0153u se r\u00e9alise. C&rsquo;est bien beau tout \u00e7a. Mais le plus int\u00e9ressant c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;apr\u00e8s. Tu sais, \u00ab\u00a0apr\u00e8s\u00a0\u00bb, apr\u00e8s la lune de miel, apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;\u00e9tat de gr\u00e2ce quand le drame se poursuit, quand tes \u0153ill\u00e8res sont perc\u00e9es, quand tu t&rsquo;aper\u00e7ois que t&rsquo;en chies toujours autant. On va faire quoi\u00a0? Ramasser \u00e0 la pelle les cendres [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,4,48],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-coin-de-ben-howl","tag-marlene","tag-stupide","tag-vin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":581,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions\/581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupideetcontagieux.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}